What do you really think about coffee?

"Coffee? That's fucking hard drugs man! I'm telling you."

Jeroen Bont on his 29th. birthday sporting his brand new birthday tattoo, Amsterdam, Netherlands, by BRIAN HILL

What do you really think about Paris Hilton?

"You'll have to explain to me who that is... I don't know who she is."

Cliff Masanga, 34, Fourways, Johannesburg, South Africa by STAN ENGELBRECHT.

What do you really think about Paris Hilton?

"I don't know her personally, so I can't really form a proper opinion about her... and I only have one eye, but with what I see through my one eye, I think she is a fine looking woman hahahahaha!!! That's about all I can really say about her."

Henry, 62 years old, the one-eyed homeless guy from Germany, Muntplein, Amsterdam, the Netherlands by BRIAN HILL